if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me

(Source: addictings, via bring-me-the-fucking-whisky)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via bring-me-the-fucking-whisky)

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

(via bring-me-the-fucking-whisky)

astrobit:

if slugs were fast it would be very scary

(via imperfect-ions)

chikixyuu:

don’t do drugs.  do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.

(Source: inbox, via vogue-pussssy)